Let’s face it, at one time or another, we all banked on a hairstyle that we thought would improve our appearance. You sit there, workin’ it with the brush and blow dryer, come up with something so incredibly different and unique that everybody just HAS to respond, right? Well, respond we do, but sometimes…not so much.
Hey, it’s not for lack of trying. But we’ve put together a little list of those hair styles that juuusssttt missed going on the cover of Cosmo.
The BleachBomb
Hey, want that Witchiepoo style that just get’s everybody’s attention? Just do a WHOOPSEE with the bleach bottle, and BLAMO!! your famous.
The Sanjawhatsis
If you are appearing on a National TV show and millions of people are watching you, the absolute best thing for you to do is go gonzo with the hair clips.
Ze Vagabondo
Who needs conditioners anyway? Be careful though, these are definitely dreadlocks gone bad.
Meet the Mullets
That’s right! We are one awesome 80’s rock band! Pass the Whiskey and Crank Up the FREEBIRD!
Oh Nolte!
Uhhhmmm….yeah.
The WTF!?!
Got one too many dolls hanging around? You consider yourself a manly macho man with a bad ass Mohawk who’s got nothin’ to prove? Go For It! This hairstyle has been proven to make women scream…and cry…and run home and consider the meaning of life.
The TheresADeadRatOnMyHead!
Well, we all have to deal with hair loss, but putting dead rodents on your head is just STYLIN!
The BoxOfWineHouse
Need a place to stash the hooch and still look pimp? There you go.
The IGotJippedInTheBahamas
Also known as “Got me a case of the ringworms”
The Auuugahhhh!!!!
Yeah, nuff said.
The HolyS@#tItsBritney
Pssst, Britney. Pssssst! Hey Girl! There’s a little something…yeah, is that a…
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!
Dood.
Chill.
The Ican’tBelieveItsNotButter
Hey, when you got it, FLAUNT IT!
The BoomGoesTheDynamite!!!
Also known as “Le Terrorista” just ask your hair stylist to whip a bottle of nitroglycerin at your face and Boom..a star is born.
{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }
I can’t stop laughing! Boom!
I want to laugh and puke all at the same time. Hard to decide on my favorite. I think grossest goes to the dred abomination. And being a hair band lover, I’ve got to go with the mullet family as my funny fav. It must be said however, I will always have a place in my heart for “leave britney alone” boy!
LMFAO @ BOOM! that’s great
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